escuerzoresucitado:

via prince-cake

mcwexlerscigarette:

how do i contact saul

via odekirk

that-catholic-shinobi:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

ctommy:

you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.

Discussion Questions

1. This post is in lowercase and is missing an apostrophe. Would it be as funny if it used proper capitalization and punctuation? Why or why not?
2. In order for this post’s joke to land, it makes an allusion to a popular video game. What video game does it reference?
3. Using your answer from Question 2 and the relationship between the nametag and boyfriend, what is the boyfriend implied to be?

@experimentaldata

Tags that made me choke on my energy drink

via bigpeepee

finalfantasyx3:

oh fuck i’m late for gay school *runs out the door with my breakfast cock still in my mouth*

via yakuzaishin

sketiana:

plumlatte:

sketiana:

you spend so much time trying to make yourself more palatable that in the end you taste bland. forgettable

via bigpeepee

blog12345678910-deactivated2021:

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buddwyer:

I’m sorry if i’ve been bad about replying to messages lately. Stray dogs chasing me

via eyeldritch

vancrypt-deactivated20230302:

farflypants:

tainbocuailnge:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

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escuerzoresucitado:

they are really fuckin these snails up

via tipsywench

dwinkus:

when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

via mindflamer

i met a big hairy dilf and forgot i had a tumblr so that’s why i went missing. he’s ordering us nachos. how have y’all been and where is everyone. did they also achieve their dreams and bounce or what

vernadskova-deactivated20230803:

british people doing orgasm denial: looks loike you don’t ave the loicense for that….

via fortzancudo

st5lker:

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